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Ashton Kutcher
Walden Schmidt
Jon Cryer
Alan Harper
Conchata Ferrell
Berta
1Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
Sep 20, 201021 min
When Jake finds out that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom, he packs up and heads to Judith and Herb's. Meanwhile, Charlie decides it's time to cut back on boozing.
2A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
Sep 27, 201021 min
Charlie is willing to do anything for Alan to accept Lyndsey's offer to move in with her.
3A Pudding-Filled Cactus
Oct 4, 201021 min
After moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.
4Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
Oct 11, 201021 min
Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after their home burns down.
5The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
Oct 18, 201021 min
Alan pretends to be Charlie when he goes out on the town; Charlie sneaks off for cosmetic surgery.
6Twanging Your Magic Clanger
Oct 25, 201021 min
Charlie has difficulty dealing with dating a slightly older woman.
7The Crazy Bitch Gazette
Nov 1, 201019 min
Charlie's girlfriend gets fed up with his stalker, Rose.
8Springtime on a Stick
Nov 8, 201021 min
Charlie and Alan try to set up Evelyn with Russell the pharmacist.
9A Good Time in Central Africa
Nov 15, 201021 min
When Berta takes a couple of days off, Charlie falls for her replacement. Meanwhile, Alan believes he's being stalked by Lyndsey's ex-husband.
10Ow, Ow, Don't Stop
Nov 22, 201019 min
When Charlie's ex-girlfriend Courtney is released from prison, he treats her to the good life despite her having been in prison for conning him.
11Dead from the Waist Down
Dec 6, 201021 min
Alan goes to great lengths to be able to get Lyndsey a nice birthday present.
12Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead
Dec 13, 201021 min
Depressed after his breakup from Courtney (Jenny McCarthy), Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch).
13Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup
Jan 3, 201121 min
Alan feels paranoid when Lyndsey becomes friendly with Charlie.
14Lookin' for Japanese Subs
Jan 17, 201121 min
Obsessed and believing her to be married, Charlie starts stalking Rose. Jake and Eldridge start taping themselves doing Jackass-style stunts.
15Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak
Feb 7, 201121 min
While Charlie and Rose carry on their "affair," Alan's chiropractic business turns into a Ponzi scheme.
16That Darn Priest
Feb 14, 201119 min
Rose and Alan discover each other's secrets. Meanwhile, Charlie's desperate to get some time alone with Rose.