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Ashton Kutcher
Walden Schmidt
Jon Cryer
Alan Harper
Conchata Ferrell
Berta
1Nangnangnangnang
Sep 26, 201321 min
Charlie's 25-year-old daughter arrives at the beach house, hoping to get to know her family.
2I Think I Banged Lucille Ball
Oct 3, 201321 min
Jenny moves in with Evelyn and her wealthy boyfriend, Marty (Carl Reiner).
3This Unblessed Biscuit
Oct 10, 201322 min
Walden and Alan think it may be time for Berta to retire when she injures her back at work. When they suggest her retiring, she grows offended, and as the conversation progresses she quits. Walden and Alan then try different maids, with little success.
4Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank
Oct 17, 201321 min
Alan and Lyndsey's illicit relationship becomes jeopardized when one of Lyndsey's man-hunting friends, Stephanie (Jennifer Aspen), asks if they are back together. The two staunchly deny it, then Lyndsey insists that Alan make a date with Stephanie so that she will believe their lie. Alan meets her for an uncomfortable date, which nevertheless leads to sex, causing Lyndsey to get mad and leave Alan again.
5Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003
Oct 24, 201321 min
Alan tries to find out what Lyndsey's boyfriend has over him; Walden helps Jenny pursue her acting career.
6Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants
Nov 7, 201321 min
When Alan learns Walden knows Lynda Carter, he asks him to set him up on a date with her. Against his better judgment, Walden agrees to invite her to the house for dinner.
7Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie
Nov 14, 201321 min
Walden and Alan find themselves on dates with two ideal women until Lyndsey's jealousy throws a wrench in their evening.
8Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.
Nov 21, 201321 min
Alan and Lyndsey’s illicit affair puts Walden in danger, forcing him to accept Rose’s help.
9Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer
Dec 5, 201321 min
Walden goes on a date with an accident-prone model; Alan's date reveals surprising personal information about herself to him.
10On Vodka, On Soda, On Blender, On Mixer!
Dec 12, 201321 min
Jake sends Alan a Japanese delicacy; the house comes alive with questionable Christmas lyrics.
11Tazed in the Lady Nuts
Jan 2, 201421 min
Walden joins his beautiful former employee on a brilliant new project. Meanwhile, Alan advises Jenny to open up to her girlfriend or risk losing her.
12Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.
Jan 9, 201421 min
Lyndsey's boyfriend sets Alan up on a date; Walden wants to help Nicole with her project so she will have time to date him.
13Bite Me, Supreme Court
Jan 30, 201421 min
Marty Pepper (Carl Reiner) proposes to Evelyn; Alan and Walden plan a bachelor party for Marty.
14Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe
Feb 6, 201421 min
Alan finds out that Lyndsey broke up with Larry without telling him; Walden tries to prove he is a man's man.
15Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin
Feb 27, 201421 min
Alan asks Lyndsey to choose between him and Larry; Jenny worries that she and Brooke are growing apart.
16How to Get Rid of Alan Harper
Mar 6, 201421 min
Walden thinks his girlfriend is cheating on him; Alan starts dating Larry's sister, Gretchen (Kimberly Williams-Paisley).
17Welcome Home, Jake
Mar 13, 201421 min
Lyndsey finds out about Alan's relationship with Gretchen; Walden has a difficult time telling Barry to find his own place.
18West Side Story
Apr 3, 201421 min
Walden gets an invitation to his ex-girlfriend's boutique opening. Meanwhile, Gretchen wants to spend more time at Alan's (a.k.a. Jeff Strongman) house.
19Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang
Apr 10, 201422 min
After reconnecting with Kate, Walden becomes convinced she is the one for him -- until he meets a woman named Vivian (Mila Kunis).
20Lotta Delis in Little Armenia
Apr 24, 201421 min
Alan finds an opportunity to make money; Walden addresses his co-dependency issues.
21Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot
May 1, 201421 min
Alan's girlfriend, Gretchen, insists he confess his true identity to Larry. Meanwhile, Walden goes on a road trip with Jenny and Barry to see his first car.
22Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead
May 8, 201421 min
Alan must face the consequences after revealing his identity to Larry.