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Ashton Kutcher
Walden Schmidt
Jon Cryer
Alan Harper
Conchata Ferrell
Berta
1I Changed My Mind About the Milk
Sep 27, 201221 min
Walden plans a big surprise for Zoey's birthday.
2A Big Bag of Dog
Oct 4, 201220 min
Zoey and Walden break up, causing Walden to experience a breakdown.
3Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt
Oct 11, 201221 min
Alan and Lyndsey decide to spice things up in the bedroom.
4You Do Know What the Lollipop's For
Oct 18, 201221 min
Walden starts to feel his age when a friend's daughter comes to town.
5That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam
Oct 25, 201220 min
Despite Alan's warnings, Walden starts dating Rose.
6Ferrets, Attack!
Nov 1, 201220 min
Walden must choose between Zoey and Rose.
7Avoid the Chinese Mustard
Nov 8, 201221 min
When Walden gets tired of the complications that come with a traditional relationship, he hires an actress to be his girlfriend; Jake plans a rendezvous with Missi (Miley Cyrus) at the beach house.
8Something My Gynecologist Said
Nov 15, 201221 min
Alan feels reluctant to make a commitment to Lyndsey, but an unexpected source inspires him; Walden enjoys being the boy-toy of a wealthy older woman.
9I Scream When I Pee
Nov 29, 201220 min
Alans famous ex-wife, Kandi, wants to reconcile; when Berta isn't interested in celebrating her birthday, Walden tries to make her day special.
10One Nut Johnson
Dec 6, 201221 min
Alan helps Walden create a new identity so he can avoid women who are only interested in his money.
11Give Santa a Tail-Hole
Dec 13, 201222 min
Walden juggles his two identities; Alan ends up alone on Christmas.
12Welcome to Alancrest
Jan 3, 201322 min
Alan invests Walden's money in Kate's fashion line; leading a double life takes its toll on Walden.
13Grab a Feather and Get in Line
Jan 10, 201321 min
Alan and Walden go to Kate's fashion show in New York so Walden can reveal the truth about his identity.
14Run, Steven Staven! Run!
Jan 31, 201321 min
Alan is faced with relationship trouble when he does not give Lyndsey a key to the beach house; Walden, Alan, Herb and Billy commiserate about relationships.
15Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It
Feb 7, 201321 min
When Jake brings his 36-year-old girlfriend home for a visit, Alan is concerned; Walden tries to hide something from Alan.
16Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby
Feb 14, 201321 min
Depressed on Valentine's Day, Walden tries to talk Kate into giving him another chance; Alan's holiday plans go south.
17Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries
Feb 21, 201321 min
When Walden runs into his ex and they start talking about getting back together, Alan worries that she is not good enough.
18The 9:04 from Pemberton
Mar 7, 201321 min
After a fight with Walden, Alan decides to move in with Herb.
19Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon
Mar 14, 201321 min
Alan and Walden end up partying too hard as they try to cheer up Herb.
20Bazinga! That's from a TV Show
Apr 4, 201321 min
Walden and Alan are caught in the crossfire when Jake cheats on his girlfriend (Jaime Pressly) with her 18-year-old daughter.
21Another Night with Neil Diamond
Apr 25, 201321 min
Alan has a difficult time coping when Lyndsey breaks up with him.
22My Bodacious Vidalia
May 2, 201321 min
With encouragement from Walden, Alan decides to update his look; Alan is faced with a moral dilemma when he attracts a married woman.
23Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped
May 9, 201322 min
Walden dates an attractive 22-year-old (Hilary Duff), but ends up being more interested in her grandmother (Marilu Henner); Jake and Alan go on a trip.