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Ashton Kutcher
Walden Schmidt
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Alan Harper
Conchata Ferrell
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1Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
Sep 24, 200720 min
Jake is getting ready to start a new school as he graduates to Junior High. Alan and Charlie take him school shopping and find themselves in trouble.
2Media Room Slash Dungeon
Oct 1, 200722 min
Charlie acts strange after spending an evening with his mother, and a woman Alan slept with behaves oddly the next morning.
3Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
Oct 8, 200721 min
Alan convinces Charlie that he needs to date more respectable women and sets him up with a judge. The two double date and their waitress happens to be one of Charlie’s ex-girlfriends. Charlie's date backfires the following morning, when he ends up in court in front of the judge.
4City of Great Racks
Oct 15, 200722 min
Charlie and Linda get closer to consummating their relationship, but Charlie has trouble focusing when he begins to see Rose's face everywhere he turns.
5Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
Oct 22, 200722 min
Charlie has to come up with ways to keep his girlfriend's 4-year-old amused; Alan becomes a test subject.
6Help Daddy Find His Toenail
Oct 29, 200721 min
Charlie's girlfriend is embrassed to go out in public with him. Meanwhile, Jake sneaks out to attend a concert.
7The Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room
Nov 5, 200720 min
After Alan and Charlie have a fight about Alan's role in the house. Alan packs Jake up and moves in with his mother.
8Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
Nov 12, 200720 min
Charlie writes a children’s song and finds success as Charlie Waffles. The children love him and the mothers seem to as well. Charlie's new found fame irritates Alan.
9Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids
Nov 19, 200720 min
Charlie fights his attraction for Teddy's daughter.
10Kinda Like Necrophilia
Nov 26, 200722 min
Alan finds out that Charlie stole his girlfriend and works on a plan to get back at Charlie, even though this happened when they were in high school.
11Meander to Your Dander
Mar 17, 200822 min
When Alan finds himself wanting to break up with a woman, Charlie offers his expertise.
12A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
Mar 24, 200822 min
Rose returns from England, and plays nurse rather oddly for an ill Charlie.
13The Soil Is Moist
Mar 31, 200820 min
Alan finds out some surprising information about Judith's sex life when he decides to go on a date with one of her friends.
14Winky-Dink Time
Apr 14, 200822 min
Charlie double-dates with Jake and fixes Alan up with a hooker.
15Rough Night in Hump Junction
Apr 21, 200821 min
Alan feels Charlie is unable to control his womanizing ways.
16Look At Me Mommy, I'm Pretty
Apr 28, 200822 min
Alan makes wedding plans for Evelyn and Teddy, while Charlie figures out how to get more acquainted with his future step-sister.
17Fish in a Drawer
May 5, 200821 min
CSIs investigate a death at Charlie's house.
18If My Hole Could Talk
May 12, 200821 min
Charlie's attracted to an older self-help author. Alan and Jake clash over a project for school.
19Waiting for the Right Snapper
May 19, 200822 min
When Charlie meets Angie's soon to be daughter-in-law, he realizes it's not for the first time.