Alex Winter

Ricky Coogan

Randy Quaid

Elijah C. Skuggs

Michael Stoyanov

Ernie

Megan Ward

Julie

Keanu Reeves

Ortiz the Dog Boy (uncredited)

Mr. T

The Bearded Lady

Bobcat Goldthwait

Sockhead

John Hawkes

Cowboy

Jeff Kahn

Nosey

Derek McGrath

Worm

Jaime Cardriche

Toad

Brooke Shields

Skye Daley